Hey readers, another blog post here. I'm watching an episode of Sex Education (S02E05) and I've had a couple drinks. Some wheelchair kid just "dropped" some books for Maeve to pick up for him. DUMB.
The "voices" keep telling me "You're 'Y The Last Man.'". This would make sense, if there were no other men around my area, but there are other men around my area. I don't care about them.
Gillian Anderson is now doing asexual lesson on the vagina. I feel like there are "aliens", (literal or figurative) trying to get in contact with me. Some of these "aliens" might be virgins, waiting and hoping for sex advice from me.
Once, at a homeless shelter I was living at (two homeless shelters ago) some dude asked me how to set up his phone. I showed him, then he asked me HOW TO FIND PORN...duh dude. I didn't show him anything. I think he was asking for specific details, as in what kind of porn...I didn't say anything. I think this was another attempt from "the faggots" aka "the gays" to connect with me sexually. I didn't care to connect in that way.
Once there was a video I was paid to be in called "The Most Orgasmic Man Alive". In that video, I was scripted to say that I was having an orgasm, while I was completely limp. This video can be found on YouTube here: Is This The Most ORGASMIC Man In THE WORLD?!?!?!
I was not only limp, while we were filming this video, but I would have definitely had sex with this woman who introduced herself as "Layla", if the dude who she was with wasn't around.
Am I qualified to give sex advice? Yes.
Will I give said "sex advice" for free? No.
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