"Take something that Doug loves and associate it with something or someone else, to try and detract him from things he loves!" someone shouted, while laughing maniacally.
You've all underestimated me, and you know it. That's why you're yelling from "the ether" about all of your insecurities.
Why would you try and make your lives about my life and the things I'm going through, unless previously prompted by some malevolent "overlords"?
Why the constant barrage of hate? Why won't John Oliver acknowledge why he talked about my WordPress blog on Last Week Tonight? Why did he have to remove seasons 1 - 11 from HBO? Was he coerced, or was his character from NBC's Community named Duncan because of Duncan Hines frosting?
Why won't any of you acknowledge the Google Sheets document I shared with ONE PERSON, which was then shared with a bunch of other people and then I was REMOVED FROM THAT DOCUMENT?!
Why won't any of you "INNOVATE ONLINE Industries" fools acknowledge the lies that "Aldrin Cornejo" has been telling you? (He's the one who shared that Google Sheets document).
Why are there so many of you who seem like echoes of a computer-generated animation?
I owed him a rent repayment, and now I don't owe him anything. If he's the one who made me famous, he was trying to do the thing that "J. Jonah Jameson" did to "Spider-Man" in the 2001 Sam Raimi Spider-Man to make me "infamous". What a waste of time and effort. Does Spider-Man need a sidekick? No. Does Spider-Man have friends? Yes.
Why are those of you who read this reading this? Why have there been so many unexplained phenomena in my life? WILL ONE OF YOU EXPLAIN WHY I SAW A BIRD ON A WIRE WHERE THERE WAS NO WIRE? WILL ONE OF YOU EXPLAIN WHO MADE ME DELETE THOSE YOUTUBE VIDEOS I SPENT SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT MAKING?
HOW MANY OF YOU WILL WATCH SEASON 3 EPISODE 6 OF "ROOM 104" ON HBO OR MA OR HBO MA TO HELP ME GAIN THE FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE I SO DESERVE?
I had the remains of my teeth yanked out on Saturday April 18th, 2026. I felt the constant annoyance of the stitches which were supposed to dissolve, so I removed them myself. When will the "blacklisting" end and when will you all allow me to be part of the entertainment industry, more than I've already been?!
"We paid you!" they shout. "Get out of The United States!" they yell. "Get out of California!" they say at a volume I can only describe as 1 out of 100.
There's no telling as to how many have experienced a fraction of what I've experienced. Those who refuse to admit they're wrong and actually give up after whimpering "I give up."
WILL ONE OF YOU WHO EXPERIENCES THIS BLOG POST REPLY TO THIS BLOG POST?
Sincerely,
Doug
