Today is "National Hamburger Day" and I went to a liquor store and bought a 24 oz can of booze to get a little tipsy. I then went to a different liquor store and bought 3 50 mL bottles of liquor for $5.19 (after the credit card processing fee).
I don't feel any different than I felt before buying what I bought. I feel a little tipsy, which is good. I feel like I've been robbed on the price front. "Supreme Liquor", if you see this post somehow...LOWER YOUR PRICES!!! WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN STADIUM IF YOUR PRICES ARE SO HIGH?!?!
I just finished watching S01E10 of Rutherford Falls and all I can say about that show is: HEY PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE "NATIVES": STOP! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!
That's it. If you are someone who volunteered to have his or her body "transformed" into a "non-white" person...you should be murdered. You are what's wrong with the world today. You are the reason there is hatred and "biggotry" and you should literally throw yourselves into a live volcano to end your meaningless lives.
If you've already done that, and you were miraculously saved somehow...you should be shot or thrown into one of those machines that can shred a couch.
I tried to watch an episode of The Simpsons, earlier, but was rudely interrupted by either my phone "not recognizing" the wi-fi signal, or the wi-fi signal "not recognizing" my phone.
Either way...YOU ARE ALL going to be blamed for this. I'm just a straight white guy trying to find work in this "ever-evolving" industry.
On my walks to and from a liquor store, I've seen writing on the ground. One quote says, "COME HOME" and it's underlined twice. There are several places I've lived that I would consider "HOME", so to the "taggers" I have to say, "Be more specific.". Which home are you talking about? Why did you take so much time to express what you wanted to say, but didn't take the time to be as specific as to say "Which home" you were talking about?
To those of you who are somehow "with me" while I'm typing this...WHY HAVEN'T YOU HELPED ME?! WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON YOUR BUTTS, WAITING FOR ME TO TALK TO YOU?! And, to the stupid shirtless faggot who called me a "pussy" earlier...WHAT WAS YOUR GOAL? WHY DID YOU CALL ME THAT, AND WHY DID YOU CALL ME THAT?! WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH?! If you were trying to get me to approach you to ask you why you weren't wearing a shirt...WHY WERE YOU TRYIJNG TO GET ME TO ASK YOU THAT?! WHY WEREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?! WHAT WAS YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL?!
I think there might be A LOT of people whom I've met (and some whom I haven't met) trying to get me to to approach them and converse with them...with one reason to waste my time, and with the other reason being a mystery.
IAN KARMEL...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I HEARD YOUR VOICE WHEN I DID WHAT I'M REFERRING TO IN THE NEXT SENTENCE!
If you can prove that you have video of the day that I was coerced into trying to jump over that fire, PLEASE EMAIL ME: moqboy@gmail.com AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS!
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