I Had Some Weird Dreams Last Night

 One dream had a bunch of circus freaks performing on a stage, and it was entertaining. One dream had someone hitting on me that I didn't want to hit on me, and one dream had the same thing.

I was awoken with what felt like a "BONK" on the head, which is impossible because I've been staying in a private room alone, where I'm able to lock the door.

Why did I wake up with a three-claw scratch on my back that one day, when I was staying at that stupid shelter that I hated? Why have I been hearing a voice saying "You're on a podcast."? What's the name of said podcast? Why is it recording, and where is it recording?

If you know me, you know that you can communicated with me at the address provided in a previous blog post, via mail. I'm able to receive mail here at this homeless shelter, and something tells me there's some kind of holographic show, or set of movies, happening.

Once I was invited to be an audience member for a holographic stand-up comedy show. As far as the audience and I knew, the ONLY PEOPLE being recorded as holograms were the comedians. If this extended to the audience, it was done without our knowledge or permission. I've seen various metal posts with solar panels and blue lights, recently. It's as if I'm in an elaborate "FPS" episode of The X-Files mixed with a laser tag arena.

I'd like to leave this arena and rejoin the rest of the world who has been observing me in some sort of a "Gamer" (movie) "Death Race 2000" (movie) "The Fall Of The House Of Usher" (movie) sort of situation.

There is a part of me that wants to believe that there is some sort of a "It's A Wonderful Life" or "The Buttercream Gang" effect about to happen, but WHY WOULD I HAVE BEEN PUSHED THROUGH A FIRE?! WHY WOULD SOME RELIGIOUS FANATICS TRY AND JUSTIFY THEMSELVES BY CALLING THAT A "REFINER'S FIRE"?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

If you have any answers for me, short of "You're on a podcast." or "You're being recorded.", let me know. It feels like I'm being fucked with on an astronomical level; I've said it before.

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