Death Countdown Clock That Reaches More Than 20000 Days
I was informed earlier today that this video has no audio. I'm gonna post what I said in there and add a little more, next:
Please watch and share.
If you don't, then you are the worst kind of human that exists and you're also fired.
If you watch with headphones, I yell a few times during this video so, mind your volume.
(next day description edit)
NO AUDIO?! If you were able to hear this video, then you'd have also heard me explain how old my current laptop is. It can't even handle Windows 11!! I called out some people.
Aldrin Cornejo (birth certificate name: Aldrinjohn Cornejo), I don't owe you anything. You shared a private Google Sheets document about my debt, then I saw that that number went down over time till it hit zero. You have VIOLATED MY PRIVACY. You have VIOLATED MY TRUST. You are a terrible person and I hope the worst for you.
Mark Duplass, thank you again for helping me get the tools to make Dougumentary.
Xander Paradise, you are a fucking psychopath and I hate how you said I could crash till I got my feet on the ground and you asked me for money THE DAY AFTER I MOVED IN TO CRASH ON A COUCH IN A LIVING ROOM!
LaKeith Stanfield...why were you saying "purple! Purple!" why did you say that my mom would stop calling you (She has your number?? How?! And why?!). Why the fuck did you throw a trash can at me?!
Also I did some math and figured out there are about 21000 days till I turn 100 years old. Challenge to all companies that make things to invent a physical countdown clock that can reach up to, and past, 21000 days.
I have A LOT of goals till then:
Get married to a hot woman and she can bare our children. Become a grandfather. Become a great grandfather. Possibly get to be a great great grandfather and meet those great great grandkids.
Get my teeth fixed.
Heal from Lyme Disease ($10000 for a cure which only exists in Utah and Germany).
Be a late night talk show host.
Be a commercial airline pilot.
Summer job I've been looking forward to to help pay for these goals.
Act more.
CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST.
Get a DDR arcade and put it in my sweet mansion (living in a mansion is another goal).
